1. vodkashotsandtubetops:

    Father my children

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  6. "That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."
    — Charles Bukowski, Women (via kristallisch)

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  7. "This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."
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    In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

    She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

    American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

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  8. "Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? They say you’re a home-schooled jungle freak, who’s a less hot version of me."
    — Cersei Lannister [to Margaery Tyrell], A Dance With Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)

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